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Weeaboomian Rhapsody - Bohemian Rhapsody - Kawaii Rewritten

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Kawaii Believe It, Feb 8, 2016.

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Think This Should Be An Actual Song?

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  2. No

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  1. Kawaii Believe It

    Kawaii Believe It Active Member

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    Hey,

    Figured I would rewrite this since I did this in global.

    Link to actual lyrics:
    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html

    Is this the weeb life?
    Is this just anime?
    Caught in Japanese life,
    No escape from weeaboos.

    Open your manga,
    Look into her eyes and dream,
    I use rosetta stone, I know all Japanese,
    Because I'm Japanese, manga please,
    Ramen's Hot, Ramen's Cold,
    Anyway my life goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.

    Senpai, just broke a sin,
    I dated my waifu pillow,
    Now she's angry and we divorced again
    Senpai, life had just begun,
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

    Senpai, ohh,
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I'm not back in the basement this time tomorrow,
    Carry on, carry on as if waifu never matters.

    Too late, my time has come,
    Sent shivers down my spine,
    Body's aching all the time.
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

    Senpai, ooh (anyway my life goes),
    I didn't want to eat my rice,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

    I see a little sharigan on a man,
    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Hokage?
    Thunderbolt and lightning,
    Very, very frightening me.
    (Galileo) Galileo.
    (Galileo) Galileo,
    Galileo Figaro
    Magnifico.

    I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
    He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
    Spare him his life from this weeabootrosity.

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
    Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Never, never let you go
    Never let me go, oh.
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
    Oh, Senpai Plz, Senpai Plz (Senpai Plz, Notice Me.)
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

    So you think you can fuck me and spit in my eye?
    So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
    Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
    Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

    Japanese really matters,
    As everyone can see,
    Japanese really matters,
    Japanese really matters to me.

    Anyway my life goes.
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    If you have any revisements, let me know and I will make them.
     
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  2. Kawaii Believe It

    Kawaii Believe It Active Member

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    Let the cringe happen. First attempt through, giggling throughout the song.

     
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2016
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  3. Microtor

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    Im not sure how to react to this
     
  4. Kawaii Believe It

    Kawaii Believe It Active Member

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    Just let it happen m8
     
  5. Snowy

    Snowy Active Member

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    ehhh...
    *slowly turns around and walks out of the thread*