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The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Nighthawk, Dec 31, 2015.

  1. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member Donator

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    This is a pretty common forum game, so I'm sure a few of you already know what it is, and how to play.

    Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of unintended consequence . Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

    Example:
    Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"

    Poster 2: Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it.

    "I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"

    Poster 3: Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship.

    "I wish for a lobster dinner"

    And so on, I will start us here.
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    I wish I had a Philosopher Stone
     
  2. Puffing Magic Dragon

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    But instead I received a ice crystal that slowly eats my soul

    I wish for a million dollars
     
  3. Sinful Mario

    Sinful Mario Ex-Developer Donator

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    granted, but you get in a horrible accident which costs a million dollars.

    I wish for a rare amiibo.
     
  4. ogniK

    ogniK Ex-Developer Donator

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    Granted, but the rare amiibo is reprintded the next day and becomes the common amiibo.

    I wish I could fly
     
  5. calne ca

    calne ca New Member

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    granted, but you only managed to fly for 1 second.

    I wish for a basket of tacos.
     
  6. Retrospect

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    Granted, but the basket has a seal and can never be opened.

    I wish for the cure for cancer
     
  7. Sinful Mario

    Sinful Mario Ex-Developer Donator

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    Granted, a cure for cancer was found but caused a deadly side effect called "Super Cancer" which destroys the body within a week.

    I wish for 10 apples
     
  8. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member Donator

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    Granted, but your apples where rotten, and full of worms.

    I wish for new video card
     
  9. ogniK

    ogniK Ex-Developer Donator

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    Granted but you got a GeForce G210.

    I wish I could go to space
     
  10. Sinful Mario

    Sinful Mario Ex-Developer Donator

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    Granted, but you don't get a space suit when you go to space.

    I wish for a baby boy.
     
  11. Retrospect

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    Granted, but he goes through a sex change.

    I wish for super human strength.
     
  12. calne ca

    calne ca New Member

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    Granted but your arms grew tired.

    I wish for coffee.
     
  13. Slut

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    Granted but when you drink it you burn your tongue

    I wish for a closet full of hoodies <3
     
  14. True

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    Granted, but your house burns down.

    I wish for a 3rd term for Obama!
     
  15. calne ca

    calne ca New Member

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    granted but Earth gets invaded by an galactic empire from Mars.

    I wish for cake.
     
  16. Retrospect

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    Granted, but you became allergic to cake!
    I wish for harmless pet lion
     
  17. Alice Borealis

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    Granted, but a stronger more powerful lion eats yours because it doesn't defend itself.

    I wish to rule my own monarchy.
     
  18. Momiji

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    Granted, but one of your loyal soldiers kill you at night to become the new ruler. (I made a reference, I wonder if you can figure it out~)

    I wish for 10 slurpees.
     
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  19. Sinful Mario

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    Granted, but they were all melted down.

    I wish I had a third wiiU.
     
  20. ogniK

    ogniK Ex-Developer Donator

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    Granted but I'll disassemble it.

    I wish for a third monitor