The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Nighthawk]

This is a pretty common forum game, so I'm sure a few of you already know what it is, and how to play.

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of unintended consequence . Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"

Poster 2: Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it.

"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"

Poster 3: Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship.

"I wish for a lobster dinner"

And so on, I will start us here.
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I wish I had a Philosopher Stone

 

[Puffing Magic Dragon]

But instead I received a ice crystal that slowly eats my soul

I wish for a million dollars

 

[Sinful Mario]

granted, but you get in a horrible accident which costs a million dollars.

I wish for a rare amiibo.

 

[ogniK]

Granted, but the rare amiibo is reprintded the next day and becomes the common amiibo.

I wish I could fly

 

[calne ca]

granted, but you only managed to fly for 1 second.

I wish for a basket of tacos.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but the basket has a seal and can never be opened.

I wish for the cure for cancer

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, a cure for cancer was found but caused a deadly side effect called "Super Cancer" which destroys the body within a week.

I wish for 10 apples

 

[Nighthawk]

Granted, but your apples where rotten, and full of worms.

I wish for new video card

 

[ogniK]

Granted but you got a GeForce G210.

I wish I could go to space

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but you don't get a space suit when you go to space.

I wish for a baby boy.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but he goes through a sex change.

I wish for super human strength.

 

[calne ca]

Granted but your arms grew tired.

I wish for coffee.

 

[Slut]

Granted but when you drink it you burn your tongue

I wish for a closet full of hoodies <3

 

[True]

Granted, but your house burns down.

I wish for a 3rd term for Obama!

 

[calne ca]

granted but Earth gets invaded by an galactic empire from Mars.

I wish for cake.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but you became allergic to cake!
I wish for harmless pet lion

 

[Alice Borealis]

Granted, but a stronger more powerful lion eats yours because it doesn't defend itself.

I wish to rule my own monarchy.

 

[Momiji]

Granted, but one of your loyal soldiers kill you at night to become the new ruler. (I made a reference, I wonder if you can figure it out~)

I wish for 10 slurpees.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but they were all melted down.

I wish I had a third wiiU.

 

[ogniK]

Granted but I'll disassemble it.

I wish for a third monitor