I have never made an introduction thread before.

[Sinful Mario]

So hello! I have been as a staff member for almost a year now. I uhh for some reason put mayonnaise on everything. I am a mother and a game developer(Besides Solstice), and I have an absolute hate for puns.

 

[Akiko]

Would you say that puns are unbearable?

 

[Sinful Mario]

unbearable

Fuck.

 

[Tea]

I hope you're prebeared for unbearable bearrage of bear puns.

 

[Sinful Mario]

I will kill you both.

 

[BraVe]

Im not koala-fied to make puns so bear with me.

 

[Sinful Mario]

HNNNNG stop! I absolutely hate puns, they make me cry.

 

[Retrospect]

Hi Sinful, you shouldn't have stated you hate puns, unless you did this on purpose to get puned? I have no puns though...or mayo-be I do.

 

[Akiko]

Hi Sinful, you shouldn't have stated you hate puns, unless you did this on purpose to get puned? I have no puns though...or mayo-be I do.

She likes ketchup now.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Oh yes, I swapped from mayo to ketchup, although I sometimes put mayo on my favorite mintchip icecream.

 

[Slut]

I prefer to put ranch on everything not mayo or ketchup ^^

 

[True]

I thought you were part slug too?

 

[Sinful Mario]

I am indeed part slug and part Mario.

 

[Akiko]

Slugful Mario is now canon.

 

[Maverun]

Woah dear guy,
we should stop making pun and let us drink a tea at a tea table