The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, but your weakness is feathers, you can't lift them.

I wish i could actually play inside the games but if i died i would still be alive in the real world.
 
Granted, but you became a Magical Girl (Maho Shoujo) because of that magic wand!
I wish I could have all 144 cards from my Steam Idler in 1hr.
 
Granted, but you only find 15 pennies that were wedged in the nasty parts of your couch.

I wish I was a Power Ranger.
 
Granted, but your going to be part of the worst Power Rangers generation...the Meme Power Rangers!

I wish for a corrupted wish....
 
Granted, but all the cool exciting things only happen when you're asleep.

I wish to be the most intelligent human that have ever and will exist.
 
Granted, but then you start questioning your own intelligence and blow up from massive confusion.

I wish for my stitches to heal faster. ;_;
 
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