The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[ogniK]

Granted but it's only 1 drop.

I wish too sleep

 

[Sinful Mario]

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Granted, but you sleep forever and don't know what is reality anymore.

I wish to sleep too.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but you'll always have the worst nightmares imaginable.

I wish be able to make my drawing come to life.

 

[Steeler]

Granted, but you drew a teenage girl and she ran away out of frustration.
I wish i was a Nokia cellphone.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but it came with the worst processor in the world.

I wish for another gamecube controller.

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted But It doesnt work
I wish for a paying job

 

[ogniK]

Granted but you sniff peoples butts all day for 1c an hour.
I wish to get a house

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but it was a dog house.
I wish to be able to cook anything perfectly.

 

[patanima]

Granted but you lose all your taste buds and can't taste the food.

I wish for the quietest case fans ever.

 

[True]

Granted, but they break after 1 hour.

I wish to be able to draw.

 

[Slut]

Granted but the only good thing you can draw is Sonic x Donkey Kong NSFW art

I wish I could make others sneeze on command

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but they'll always end up sneezing on your face.

I wish to become the Pokemon GO Master!

 

[Alice Borealis]

Granted, but a day after you catch all the pokemon all your data gets wiped.

I wish to be able to become a better artist.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, you'll become the world's best stick figure artist!

I wish my dream room

 

[Microtor]

Granted, in your dreams.
FUAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for a functional time machine.

 

[True]

Granted, but then the Time police capture you.

I wish for...more no school days in the same amount of 180 days :3

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but the each school day you'll have to be there for twice as long.

I wish for a cup that fills up with whatever I physically put it or take out of.

 

[Spearmann66]

Granted, but the stuff tastes like water no matter what you put in. Plain water.

I wish I could have a guns license....

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted but it's a nerf gun.

I wish for $1,000,000CAD

 

[Alice Borealis]

Granted, but you nor anyone in your family will be able to spend it.

I want to be a vampire